Welcome to the final Tweets of the Week of 2021, and a massive Thank You to everyone whose tweets have landed in one of our round-ups, as well as to those who have read and shared the posts.
We hope 2022 is kind to you and yours.
1.
like my toaster, i too spend a lot of time in my kitchen making sudden movements and burning things.
— baby smith (@itsBABYSMITH) December 27, 2021
2.
…and every year after Christmas, Santa's brother, Pharma Claus, brings prescription meds to all the tense grownups.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) December 27, 2021
3.
Eating my 8 spiders on New Years Day this year to get it out of the way
— Peter Mor*n (tweet daddy esq.) (@Impetermoran) December 27, 2021
4.
Some of us grew up without quality dinosaur movies, but we knew things would get better one day.
— Annie Hatfield (@HatfieldAnne) December 28, 2021
5.
Apparently my insurance company doesn’t cover trying to drive your car up into the back of a moving semi trailer like knight rider.
— Pasta Fazool (@chrisdowning) December 28, 2021
6.
Gyms are having really fabulous end of the year deals. I am going to take advantage of none of them.
— Stacey (@skittle624) December 28, 2021
7.
Age 21: Goes out for drinks after 9 PM and gets home at 2 AM.
Age 40: Has one tiny little sip of water after 8 PM and has to get up and pee two times before 2 AM.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) December 28, 2021
8.
Mrs Schrödinger: [*opening Christmas present*]
Schrödinger: [*nervous glance to camera*]
— Toby Stewart (@tobestewart) December 25, 2021
9.
*naming clotted cream*
Farmer: We made this new dairy product and need a weird name for it
Guy who named blood pudding and the clootie dumpling: I’ll need fifteen minutes and a copy of Gray’s Anatomy
— Lord Hugh Mungus (@PoodleSnarf) December 28, 2021
10.
Sure Romeo & Juliet is a great love story but have you heard Sk8er Boi?
— Dumb Beezie (@dumbbeezie) December 28, 2021
11.
God give me the self belief of my cat thinking I've made her an entire cheese board
— Rachel Connolly (@RachelConnoll14) December 27, 2021
12.
I love it when they put a rat in a show to show some place is dirty and smelly because that rat? Is an actor. That's probably the fanciest a rat can get
— Sadia (@sadiabies) December 26, 2021
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