We can’t say 2021 has been a bed of roses for any of us, with political turmoil, escalating climate change and, of course, another full year of the pandemic.
Good things have happened, too. The Covid vaccine has saved countless lives, Donald Trump became the first US president to be impeached twice and Keeping Up With the Kardashians got cancelled.
On Twitter, funny people kept us entertained from start to finish, no matter what was going on in the world. We gathered 100 of our favourites, and here’s the first half.
1.
in england, they don't say i'll kick your ass, they say i'll see you on the pic.twitter.com/pgzMSWiLK9
— reni
(@reniadeb) January 2, 2021
2.
WOAH BLACK BETTY pic.twitter.com/Q0WM94s6ku
— Darren Dutton (@Darren_Dutton) January 4, 2021
3.
Sigh, what is it this time, JFK? I’m a busy man pic.twitter.com/gD33hywhNG
— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) January 7, 2021
4.
yet another unrealistic body standard for women pic.twitter.com/oJ3INITaqk
— heɪz(ə)l (@cisgenderhaver) January 11, 2021
5.
Feels insulting that we named cars’ power after horses, when cars stole horses jobs.
That’s like if your friend Dave got fired, and the guy that replaced him measured his success in Dave power.— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) January 11, 2021
6.
The sad irony is, if Jack Torrance had just written down what was happening to him, he would have written The Shining, a very successful book.
— Tom Neenan (@TNeenan) January 18, 2021
7.
Whenever I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then 3 year-old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: "I'm gonna need more carrots."
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) January 18, 2021
8.
I asked a friend who’s really into weight training how to get really strong and healthy and he said “ideally, heavier weights as few times as possible.” So I’m currently doing 200kg and zero reps.
— Bethany Black twitch.tv/beffernieblack (@BeffernieBlack) January 21, 2021
9.
Great, cryptic death threats from the Economist now pic.twitter.com/qB56yBJRY5
— Mark O’Connell (@mrkocnnll) January 26, 2021
10.
Two elderly British ladies greeting each other pic.twitter.com/4SKjRhLj6j
— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) January 27, 2021
11.
I'll stick to Marmite. pic.twitter.com/5Gvq2oHk1B
— Julie D Irwin (@JDIrwinbooks) January 27, 2021
12.
So glad they’ve introduced these new ‘slicing tomatoes’ so I can finally stop having to pull tomatoes apart with my fists pic.twitter.com/0cYMQfmkdQ
— Joe Lycett (@joelycett) February 11, 2021
13.
how is beauty and the beast a “tale as old as time”? a lady hooks up with a big dog, and all the candles in the house start talking? I hope that hasn’t happened before
— Luke Mones (@LukeMones) February 15, 2021
14.
I was born a female. I identify as a female. But according to Tesco's sticky toffee pudding I'm a family of four.
— Kazz (@KazzJenkins) February 18, 2021
15.
I had one job – to log into a trade/builders website and request a handyman. Instead it appears that I've advertised myself as the handman and just received an email for a request to put up a shed?
— Sarah Evans (@SarahjevsEvans) February 16, 2021
16.
I was in charge of cheese and biscuits last night. I am 47 years old. pic.twitter.com/nh5t8UxdUK
— David QC (@DavidMuttering) February 21, 2021
17.
I’d like to see Matt Bellamy jamming with Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding for ten minutes before the main gig as a sort of a Muse/Boosh.
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) February 23, 2021
18.
i ain't victim-blaming, but why tf was an egg sitting on a wall
— tweets by ellewasamistake (@ellewasamistake) February 23, 2021
19.
Just found out I’ve failed my biology exam. Obviously I'm not happy about it but I guess I'll have to take it on the sticky out bit just below my speak hole.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) March 4, 2021
20.
Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is broken
— Shakira (@jodecicry) March 10, 2021
21.
"So how much to hit a panda with a fold up chair?"
Charity Worker: "For the last time sir, we're not that WWF"
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) March 15, 2021
22.
we ever gonna discuss how weird it is that you get “””practice teeth””” and then they all fall out and the Real Deals grow in
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) March 16, 2021
23.
The tennis racket has broken off me trophy and it now looks like I was West Yorkshire masturbating champion …… pic.twitter.com/8qBU5yRDFF
— kevin martin (@seatedskydiver) March 25, 2021
24.
"I'm very sorry to wake you, sir, but is this your chopping board?" pic.twitter.com/DCCO0RjHcJ
— Craig Deeley
(@craiguito) March 25, 2021
25.
A Choose Your Own Adventure book called “So You Want To Be a Writer” and all the endings are just you alone, crying and scrolling through Twitter
— Amber Sparks (@ambernoelle) April 6, 2021
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