As Christmas 2020 was so rubbish it barely counted, a lot of people have pinned great hopes on this year’s festivities – if the Boris Johnson effect doesn’t kick in before then.
They’re splashing out on treats, flashy decorations and carefully chosen gifts.
And ‘carefully chosen’ is definitely not the right description for these 18 gifts, given to unfortunate Redditors, who shared their tales in response to this –
1.
A pack of cigs and a roll of trash bags. I don’t smoke.
Cusefa
Via
2.
One that stands out was a car crash kit. It had a disposable camera for recording the scene, a form for both parties to fill out, a tape measure for measuring… I dunno stuff. And some chalk, for what I assume was for marking out where the dead bodies landed, or something, I dunno.
X-cessiveDreamer
3.
A set of miniature butter knives with ceramic fruit and vegetables as the handles. From an aunt who said that I was “So hard to shop for”
I was 7.
vodkaenthusiast89
4.
My mother bought me a 4 probe bluetooth equipped meat thermometer….I’ve been vegan for years.
Feelin_Dead
5.
A Lamborghini calender. My brother got a guitar and amp. My two sisters got a bike each. Fuck i hate Lamborghinis now.
Stickmag
Via
6.
So my mother gave me a sheet of those puffy stickers that was my name in different styles and fonts. I’m a 41-year-old man.
H1016
7.
Dirty garden gnome obviously stolen from someone else’s yard. Delivered in an equally dirty shoebox.
d24602
Via
8.
My great aunt and uncle gave me a case of mac n cheese for Christmas once. With the added rule that I had to share it with my brother.
Tankada
9.
The year I gave my ex husband a Tag Heuer watch he gave me a $19.99 Walmart blender. We already had 3 blenders.
tealgrayone
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