Ian Hislop took on MPs on the House of Commons standards select committee today and it was just as brilliant as you’d expect.
The Private Eye editor denounced the lobbying culture of MPs and said standards in public life were ‘very depressing’.
Hislop and his Private Eye colleague Richard Brooks, who was also giving evidence, turned the spotlight on the committee by coming armed with various interests and gifts that have been declared by the MPs questioning them.
And it’s the most satisfying four minutes you’ll watch today.
The brilliant moment Ian Hislop and @PrivateEyeNews journalists began quizzing MPs in the standards committee about their own registers of interests.
MP: “It’s not an excuse, it’s a fact.”
Hislop: “You’re using a fact as an excuse – and it’s not terribly convincing.”
Here he is again in another clip that went viral from today’s session.
Eviscerating from Ian Hislop @PrivateEyeNews at @HoCStandards on MP second jobs. “What do you think these companies are paying the money for? Why do MPs think businesses are paying them all this money?
Can we just short-circuit the process and make Ian Hislop PM now? More intellect, common sense, gravitas and propriety than most other candidates I can think of. Brillaint clip.
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<img src="https://www.mtlblog.com/media-library/a-kitchen-sink-right-a-glass-of-water-with-a-water-test-in-it.jpg?id=61459226&width=1200&height=800&coordinates=97%2C0%2C98%2C0"/><br/><br/><p>Do you trust Montreal tap water, or is there still a part of you that wonders what's really in it?</p><p>I've never really been a tap water person. In my kitchen, the fridge's built-in filter has always been my safety net, and I refill my bottle straight from it without thinking. It's not that Montreal's water tastes bad, but I've always had this lingering doubt about what else might be swimming in it. </p><p>A lot of that comes from <a href="https://www.mtlblog.com/montreal/brossard-issued-a-boil-water-advisory-the-reason-is-gross" target="_blank">boil water advisories</a> and headlines I've seen over the years, like <a href="https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/article/canadians-should-be-very-concerned-about-their-drinking-water-w5-investigates-asbestos-cement-pipes/" target="_blank">W5's 2023 report</a> warning Canadians about aging asbestos-cement pipes that could be shedding fibres into our water supply. When you read "Canadians should be very concerned about their drinking water" in big bold letters, it tends to stick with you.</p><p>So, even though the <a href="https://santepubliquemontreal.ca/sites/drsp/files/media/document/CP_EauPot_DrinkingWater.pdf" target="_blank">city says our tap water is "excellent,"</a> I've kept my distance. But lately, I started wondering if I was just being paranoid. Was my fridge filter really making a difference? Was I avoiding something that was perfectly fine? There was only one way to find out — I decided to test it myself.</p><p>I recently picked up an 18-in-1 water testing kit and ran it through a glass of water straight from my kitchen sink. The results surprised me, and honestly, they might change how I drink water at home.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image"> <img alt="A water test strip in a plate." class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="76f244ac19f5865ff171c7249a9c33c6" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" id="2647e" loading="lazy" src="https://www.mtlblog.com/media-library/a-water-test-strip-in-a-plate.jpg?id=61459229&width=980"/> <small class="image-media media-caption" placeholder="Add Photo Caption...">This pack of water testing strips looks at 18 different chemicals and possible contaminants. </small><small class="image-media media-photo-credit" placeholder="Add Photo Credit...">Al Sciola</small></p><p>Here's how my kitchen sink's H2O scored:</p><li><strong>pH:</strong> 8.4 (safe range per Health Canada: 7.0–10.5)</li> <li> <strong>Alkalinity:</strong> 120 ppm (safe)</li> <li> <strong>Total hardness:</strong> 250 ppm (classified as "hard" water)</li> <li> <strong>Zinc:</strong> 0</li> <li> <strong>Free chlorine:</strong> 0</li> <li> <strong>Iron:</strong> 0</li> <li> <strong>QAC / QUAT (quaternary ammonium compounds):</strong> 0</li> <li> <strong>Copper:</strong> 0</li> <li> <strong>Lead:</strong> 0</li> <li> <strong>Mercury:</strong> 0</li> <li> <strong>Nitrate:</strong> 0</li> <li> <strong>Nitrite:</strong> 0</li> <li> <strong>Total chlorine:</strong> 0</li> <li> <strong>Manganese:</strong> 0</li> <li> <strong>Sulphate:</strong> 0</li> <li> <strong>Fluoride:</strong> between 0 and 4 mg/L (Health Canada target: 0.7 mg/L; maximum acceptable: 1.5 mg/L)</li>When the results came back, the first thing I noticed was the pH: 8.4. That's well within <a href="https://www.canada.ca/en/health-canada/services/publications/healthy-living/guidelines-canadian-drinking-water-quality-guideline-technical-document-ph.html" target="_blank">Health Canada's recommended range of 7.0 to 10.5 for drinking water</a>, but slightly on the alkaline side. The alkalinity itself measured at 120 ppm, which is also considered safe.<p>Next up was total hardness, which came in at 250 parts per million. That technically puts Montreal tap water in the "hard" category, meaning it has a higher mineral content — mostly calcium and magnesium. It doesn't make it unsafe, but it can affect taste, leave spots on dishes, and contribute to scale buildup in appliances over time.</p><p>Everything else, however, was either undetectable or exactly where it should be. Zinc, iron, copper, lead, mercury, manganese, nitrate, nitrite, and sulphate were all at 0. Free and total chlorine? 0. Even the quaternary ammonium compounds (QAC and QUAT) that can show up from cleaning products were completely absent.</p><p>The only test strip that raised an eyebrow was fluoride. The kit doesn't give an exact number, but it placed my water somewhere between 0 and 4 milligrams per litre. While I would prefer to not have any, according to Health Canada, the target for fluoride in drinking water is about 0.7 mg/L, and the maximum acceptable concentration is 1.5 mg/L. So while my result is still within the safe zone, the range was wide enough to make me want a more precise reading if I really wanted certainty.</p><p>The verdict? Montreal tap water (at least in my building) is safe to drink by all the major standards. The <a href="https://montreal.ca/en/articles/drinking-water-quality-and-consumption-annual-reports-27872#:~:text=The%20city%20conducts%20an%20annual,the%20course%20of%20the%20year." target="_blank">city's own testing</a> backs that up, with thousands of samples taken every year to monitor microbiological, chemical, and physical quality.</p><p>So will I finally ditch the fridge filter? Probably not. Old habits die hard, and the extra layer of filtration still gives me peace of mind, even if it may not be doing much. </p>
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