In an uncertain world it’s reassuring to know that some things will always stay the same – like James Blunt making everyone’s day better on Twitter.
So as many of us go back to work after the blessed relief of the Christmas holidays, what better way to take the edge off than with 35 of Blunt’s funniest tweets.
1.
It seems she has bad taste in most things. https://t.co/an8Aawg68i
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) September 18, 2021
2.
I could’ve told her that. pic.twitter.com/LMz2qruPtt
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 22, 2021
3.
Unless they paid me. https://t.co/4voSh2UiT7
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) March 26, 2021
4.
Slightly regretting following the government’s advice to retrain. pic.twitter.com/i1z0swmCWW
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) February 26, 2021
5.
I can’t believe you have a friend either. https://t.co/pzsFdyO5eU
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) February 21, 2021
6.
Hahahahahahahahahaha! No. https://t.co/dZeLFp5aaQ
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 28, 2021
7.
Worse must be realising you’re too thick to change the station. https://t.co/p0iN8E7zww
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) April 4, 2020
8.
Singing “I saw your face in a crowded place” suddenly seems a little dated.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) March 27, 2020
9.
That day has arrived. You better lube up. https://t.co/Kuk0pz53WR
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) August 29, 2019
10.
During lockdown, while many other artists are doing mini-concerts from their homes, I thought I’d do you all a favour and not.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) March 25, 2020
11.
Wet. https://t.co/sRGwUtsrcw
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) April 22, 2019
12.
Sadly not. I had a dodgy tummy that night and shat the bed. Do send them my regards. https://t.co/Jap41IHg4Z
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 26, 2019
13.
Ok, team. You can release his family now. https://t.co/AOJp5W8XBA
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) February 24, 2020
14.
I’m a bit tighter. https://t.co/h70EwVbMQk
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) February 22, 2020
15.
Not if you want to keep them. https://t.co/VMkClWuyPg
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) July 16, 2018
16.
Omar is the type of person who searches for his name on Twitter and doesn’t find anything. https://t.co/3XeWN0Wuoz
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) July 29, 2018
17.
Lots of people asking me what I’ve been up to recently. @FayeCarruthers pic.twitter.com/4nGTntOtSR
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) August 15, 2019
Source: ThePoke
