The Mail said UK builders have ‘gone WOKE’ – 11 perfectly constructed comebacks

Posted by
Check your BMI

To the world of Mail Online now, where the paper has got itself into quite the froth over the suggestion that builders in the UK don’t live up to the stereotype presumably ingrained at Daily Mail Towers.

Not only that, they’ve ‘gone WOKE’ – their caps not ours, obviously. And this is why.

toonsbymoonlight

Here’s a little bit of what the article says just in case you can’t bring yourself to click through.

‘Forget the stereotype that builders are wolf-whistling white van men devouring greasy-spoon breakfasts and discussing sport as radios blare out inane pop music.

‘Instead, modern tradesmen are sensitive souls more likely to enjoy yoga, muesli, listening to Radio 4 and sharing their feelings, a survey has found. In a poll of 2,000 builders, three quarters said they regularly discussed emotions with colleagues; two-thirds shun fried breakfasts; and one in five is an art-lover.’

And these are surely the only 11 responses you need.

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

11.

Even Mail Online readers were on to it, pointed out @otto_english, and that’s surely saying something.

Source Mail Online

Source: ThePoke