We really hope this newspaper letter, shared by u/bitetheface, is a prank, because we’re already wondering if there’s much hope for humans in the future.
Sailing boats don’t work anymore. The windmills are taking all the wind! ErrorInevitable
So many people were swimming at the beach, I ran out into the ocean and didn’t get wet! Brokenwave89
You can’t imagine how annoying a solar farm in your garden is! Not a single ray of light! Pure darkness! brent_cockman
Everyone knows that solar farms don’t work that way. They produce sunlight. That’s what farms do! gondanonda
So funny. Wind farms went up about 15 km from where I live and they fought it to no end because it was already windy enough there they didn’t need more wind. damn-stupid-username
Ok-Of-Course had a message for newspapers.
Maybe they should reject messages from morons that believe that solar farms steal the sunlight from their yards.
The Federal Government has announced the appointment of new ministers as part of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu’s administration restructuring. This comes after a recent reshuffling…
<img src="https://www.mtlblog.com/media-library/the-american-national-anthem-is-played-ahead-of-a-4-nations-face-off-game-right-justin-trudeau-at-the-bell-centre-in-montreal.jpg?id=56510705&width=1200&height=400&coordinates=0%2C136%2C0%2C136"/><br/><br/><p>Saturday night's highly anticipated 4 Nations Face-Off game between Canada and the United States in Montreal got off to a fiery start — long before the puck even dropped.</p><p>The tournament, featuring Canada, the U.S., Sweden, and Finland, was meant to be a high-stakes warm-up for the next Winter Olympics. But let's be real: when Canada and the U.S. face off, it's never just a game. And with everything going on politically, this was one for the history books.</p><p>For weeks, U.S. President Donald Trump has been stirring the pot, <a href="https://www.mtlblog.com/canada-trump-trudeau-tariffs" target="_blank">threatening tariffs on Canada</a> and even suggesting it should become the 51st state. As a result, Canadians have been leaning hard into their national pride by <a href="https://www.mtlblog.com/made-in-canada-grocery-items" target="_blank">buying local</a>, flying flags, and, apparently, bringing their frustration straight into the Bell Centre.</p><p>With <a href="https://www.mtlblog.com/tag/justin-trudeau" target="_blank">Prime Minister Justin Trudeau</a> and Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre in attendance, the atmosphere in Montreal felt even more intense. Whatever mix of frustration, pride, and pure hockey passion was fueling the crowd, it was obvious early on that this wasn't going to be just another game.</p><blockquote class="rm-embed twitter-tweet" data-partner="rebelmouse" data-twitter-tweet-id="1890953276486451601">
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<script async="" charset="utf-8" src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script><p>And so, as longtime Montreal Canadiens announcer Michel Lacroix urged spectators to "respect" both national anthems, fans, draped in red and white, made their feelings loud and clear. Hockey insider Frank Seravalli captured the moment heavy boos rained down during <em>The Star-Spangled Banner — </em>despite the anthem being performed by Royal Canadian Air Force officer David Grenon. </p><blockquote class="rm-embed twitter-tweet" data-partner="rebelmouse" data-twitter-tweet-id="1890935528716968391">
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<script async="" charset="utf-8" src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script><p>And then, chaos.</p><p>Just two seconds into the game, Canada's Brandon Hagel and Team USA's Matthew Tkachuk dropped the gloves, sending the crowd into a frenzy. One second later, Sam Bennett and Brady Tkachuk squared off at centre ice, turning up the heat even more.</p><blockquote class="rm-embed twitter-tweet" data-partner="rebelmouse" data-twitter-tweet-id="1890936514911105103">
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<p>The teams managed to go a whole six seconds without a fight before Colton Parayko and J.T. Miller kept the party going, sending the already-rowdy Bell Centre into absolute mayhem.</p><p>Despite the electric crowd and home-ice advantage, Canada just couldn't keep up. Team USA dominated with a 4-1 win, locking in the top spot in the tournament standings. With six points already in the bag, they're officially untouchable at the top, even if Canada wins its next game in regulation. </p><p>Sweden and Finland each sit at two points, tied with Canada (0-1-0-1), as the round-robin portion moves to its final two games at TD Garden in Boston on Monday.</p><p>For Canada, this one stings. But the tournament isn't over yet. With one more game to go, they still have a shot at meeting their southern rivals again in Thursday's final.</p><p>Let's see if American fans give <em>O Canada</em> the same treatment. </p>
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<p>Nollywood actress and filmmaker, Funke Akindele has opened up on some of the challenges she encountered as a struggling actress. Akindele disclosed that she was denied major roles because people tagged her as “not fine.” The thespian disclosed this during an appearance on the latest episode of the TokeMoments podcast, hosted by Toke Makinwa. Akindele […]</p>
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