Nadhim Zahawi is the new chancellor and these 16 reactions are on the money

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After days of changing stories about what Boris Johnson knew of alleged predatory behaviour by former Deputy Chief Whip, Chris Pincher, several MPs including Rishi Sunak and Sajid Javid have packed up their last straws and resigned.

At the last count, ten MPs had departed their roles – two ministers, four PPSs, two trade envoys, the Solicitor General, the Vice Chair, and a partridge in a pear tree.

As some MPs posted their letters of resignation and others declared their undying loyalty (Hello, Nadine), there was a rumoured explanation for the silence of Nadhim Zahawi.

Whether it was arm wrestling, Rock Paper Scissors, or Who Has The Most Dirt on the Big Dog?, Mr Zahawi won the game.

Tweeters were ready, willing and very, very able to comment

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Source: ThePoke