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Over on Twitter there’s a guy called @SteveOnSpeed who’s here to help us hit ‘7 figures by 30’ and learn the ‘the simple habits of millionaires’.
We haven’t got time for that right now, unfortunately – too busy returning some video tapes – but we mention him because one of his tweets just went viral.
Specifically, a pro tip about the sort of friends you should have by the time you’re 30.
By age 30, you should have a group of friends that talk business, money, and fitness, not politics and pop culture.
— Steve · Millionaire Habits (@SteveOnSpeed) August 1, 2022
And it prompted just as many takedowns as you’d expect. Here are 19 of the best.
1.
pro tip: don’t take advice on friendship from people who use money as a metric for self-worth
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) August 1, 2022
2.
ME: did y’all see the new john wick trailer??????
MY NEW FRIENDS: hey how many push-ups can you do https://t.co/WuZmO3QI15
— Shea Serrano (@SheaSerrano) August 2, 2022
3.
You’re thinking of accountants
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) August 2, 2022
4.
by age 30, you should have a drawer in your kitchen that is used for stuff that doesn't really go in other drawers https://t.co/pFfp3gWSkE
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) August 2, 2022
5.
maybe just hang out with people you like
friendship shouldn’t be transactional, that’s just sad
— subject impermanence (@a_rdavey) August 1, 2022
6.
If you're in a group of friends that talks business, money and fitness instead of politics and pop culture at age 30, then you need to get some actual friends. https://t.co/1uDjhU3HnB
— Jonty (@Jontys_Corner) August 2, 2022
7.
I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower
— obs omo (@obsomo) August 1, 2022
I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no
— obs omo (@obsomo) August 1, 2022
alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
— obs omo (@obsomo) August 1, 2022
8.
By age 30 you should probably know that grifters will try to get your money out of you by trying to make you feel inadequate in some way.
Don’t fall for it.
— Robert John (@bobby_jags) August 1, 2022
9.
By age 30, you should have 2 things:
(1) A Costco membership.
(2) The inner tranquility to ignore drivel like this that tries to tell you who you should be friends with.
— Lee Silver (@_leeeeeee_) August 1, 2022
10.
A little tip for you, Steve: those aren’t friends.
— RetroTube Archive TV Podcast (@retro_tube) August 1, 2022
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