Over on Reddit wolfbutterfly42 went viral with this selection of insults that New Zealand parliamentarians are banned from calling each other.
‘Imagine getting owned so hard parliament decides nobody can ever use that insult again,’ they said.
And it got even better when fellow Redditor best_of_badgers shared a link to a full list of phrases classed as ‘unparliamentary language’ by the NZ parliament.
And it’s an absolute treat (together with the year in which the phrases were banned). Some of them clearly require a little bit more context but, anyway, here goes.
1933
Blow-fly minded
Financial Frankenstein
Shrewd old bird1936
Fungus farmer
Pipsqueak
Stonewalling1943
Members hated the sight of khaki
Retardate worm1946
Clown of the House
Idle vapourings of a mind diseased
I would cut the honourable gentleman’s throat if I had the chance
Quasi-parsonical
Skite1949
His brains could revolve inside a peanut shell for a thousand years without touching the sides
Hoey
Humbugs
Hypnotised rabbits1954
Bluebird
1957
Kind of animal that gnaws holes
Trained seals1959
Kookaburra
Member not fit to lick the shoes of the Prime Minister1963
Energy of a tired snail returning home from a funeral
Member a vicious woman
Sits on his behind1966
Labour Party is dominated by an outside body
Shut up yourself, you great ape
Snotty nosed little boy
You are a cheap little twerp
Ridiculous mouse1969
Commo (allowed)
Duck shoving
Like a snail leaves a slime behind him1974
Scuttles for his political funk hole (allowed)
Soft-soaping (allowed)
Could go down the Mount Eden sewer and come up cleaner than he went in
Dreamed the bill up in the bath
Greasy hands
Grubby little man
Intestinal fortitude
Low style
Mealy mouthed
Slinking off to another part of the House
Frustrated warlord1977
John Boy
Silly old moo
Racist
Sober up1980
Ayatollah
Ditch the bitch
Fascist dictator
Heil Zeig
Marxist or neo-Marxist
Member for Pretoria
Merv the Swerve
Papanui Parrot
Quigley Wiggly
The Arapawa Goat
Which is your favourite?
‘I feel this is really a very roundabout way of creating a best roasts list.’
Vonbalthier‘Yep, these are gold.’
Pha1anx43‘I’m going to steal those and use them on my co workers.’
motornedneil“We couldn’t finished the project on time, Kate has the energy of a tired snail returning home from a funeral.”
‘It just works.’
Fomentatore“Idle vapourings of a mind diseased” sounds like one hell of a metal album.’
Virus5572‘Let the brain spin and spin
‘Let the brain spin and spin
‘Let the brain spin and spin
‘In the peanut
‘SHELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.’
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