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Job interviews are very tense situations, and nerves can easily get the better of the candidate. That probably accounts for this unfortunate slip-up shared by Redditor u/ChelseaMorning.
Just tripped over my words in a job interview and rather than say “I don’t want to pigeon hole myself”, I said “I don’t want to pigeon my hole”.
To make herself feel better, she added this –
I am female and the interviewer was male. Please can people regale me with fucking horrible job interview anecdotes to make this seem less awful, while I binge on quality street? Please and thank you.
1.
I sneezed and farted at the same time during an interview. The sneeze was the usual duration, the fart (sadly) was a good 3 seconds longer.
Nope, didn’t get that job.
Simon_Elliott
2.
I tried to get across that I wasn’t averse to travelling if needed once in an interview. What I actually came out with for some reason was:
‘I like aeroplanes’
What followed was a very uncomfortable silence that felt like forever while the interviewer tried to work out if I had the brain of a 6yr old boy. I didn’t hear from them again.
juls1066
3.
One time I was being interviewed by someone who used to work where I was working at the time. She asked me who the CEO was there now. I could only vaguely remember his initials were JS so I said Jason Statham.
succynilcholine
4.
I was interviewing with a manager I already knew well (and a random second interviewer from HR) and said manager leaned in to give me a handshake I thought she was going all French cheek kiss and I kissed her full on the lips.
HessenkUK
5.
I relocated after a break up and was in a pretty vulnerable place. A interviewer asked me what three words would my friends use to describe me. I burst into tears and sobbed, “I don’t have any friends!”
dig_
6.
Few years back I was at a place interviewing for a software dev job and the two interviewers were nice but asking some weird questions but not wanting to cause a fuss I kind of rolled with it until about halfway through where the weirdness was just too much and I had to stop them and say there was something not right.
Turns out THEY were interviewing ME for a sales job meant for someone else lol. Identity mix up in the reception. On the plus side by that point apparently I’d said enough to get an offer.
IrvTheSwirv
7.
I once went to a university interview for Physics and forgot how many degrees there were in a triangle :’)
Deer_Bed6304
8.
At an interview recently they opened with a technical question. After I answered one of the interviewers said, “in your future interviews I would suggest…” and proceeded to answer his own question.
Safe to say I knew I fucked that up badly. This was 3 or 4 minutes into a 45-minute interview.
RandomMan0901
9.
Everything was going swimmingly. My responses were smoothly delivered with the appropriate level of gravitas. My skills and experience were beyond doubt. We drew to a close. Words such as “I think we’ve found the right person for this role.
We hope you think you’ve found the right organisation” were quoted. Smiles all around. I stood to excuse myself and cracked my head open on a shelf that I didn’t see. Three stitches later, I’m still there after several years.
Incredibubblez
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