Comedian Jimmy Rees has a fantastic grasp on what makes people tick – and how they behave. His POV videos, for example, boil all manner of human conditions down to their essential points.
In this sketch, he nails the main type of Christmas shopper. Which one are you?
We hate* those Uber Organised shoppers. And is anybody else jealous that Australia still has Woolworth’s?
*Wish we were like that and not doomed to go shopping on Christmas Eve.
Never mind us, though – what about YouTube users?
I go to the shops on Xmas eve just to watch people freak out and stress; I’m a bad person who is easily entertained. Ada Mary Curtis
I needed some tips for this Christmas. Thank goodness I found this in time! Perfect! Great pressie ideas. Ali Scraps – Allison Bunt
I feel like I’m somehow a combination of each one of these LightShiners
Oh the anxiety of Christmas in a big family , ah I mean… tippytoeJoScreddy
Haha my family are all pretty much the “No risk”. Daniel Mitchell
Elizabeth Jones had a handy tip the Christmas Eve shopping brigade might want to write down.
Only happy birthday wrapping? Easy solution just grab a permanent marker and change it to Happy Birthday Jesus.
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</blockquote><script async="" defer="" src="//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.js"></script><p>Reception from fans has already been overwhelmingly positive.</p><p>"Love this kit and the design!!! So beautifully done," one Instagram user wrote.</p><p>"Finally jerseys with personality!!" another added.</p><p>The excitement extended to the Roses' own players, who were seen jumping for joy as they laid eyes on the bold designs for the first time in a clip shared by the team.</p><blockquote class="instagram-media" data-instgrm-captioned="" data-instgrm-permalink="https://www.instagram.com/p/DHa9efbRKLy/" data-instgrm-version="4" style="background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:658px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);">
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</blockquote><script async="" defer="" src="//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.js"></script><p><br/></p><p>Both iterations of the Roses uniform were brought to life by Creative Director Jennifer Nagy Delli Fraine and Montreal artist Niti Marcelle Mueth. </p><p>The primary jersey is a bold fusion of vibrant blue and deep red, featuring hand-drawn patterns and a rose motif symbolizing resilience and growth. Meanwhile, the secondary jersey offers a clean, vintage-inspired white-on-white embossed look with interlaced sleeve stripes. According to a <a href="https://en.rosesmtl.ca/news/the-montr%C3%A9al-roses-unveil-their-primary-and-secondary-jersey-a-bold-fusion-of-creativity-community-and-boldness" target="_blank">press release</a>, the braid "represents the team's commitment to weaving strong connections on the field, among teammates, and within the community."</p><p>The names of the following sponsors are also featured on the uniforms: Intact Insurance; Programme Moi (the rewards program of Metro), Jean Coutu, Super C, Brunet, Première Moisson, Sico, and Canadian Tire. </p><p>Montreal's uniform launch comes ahead of the debut of the Northern Super League, a brand-new professional women's soccer league where the Roses will compete, along with five other clubs across Canada.</p><p>With the first month of training camp now in the rearview mirror and matches set to get going in a few weeks, the league's other teams were also treated to uniform reveals on Thursday.</p><blockquote class="instagram-media" data-instgrm-permalink="https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHbfNpMO6OV/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D" data-instgrm-version="4" style="background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:658px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);">
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</blockquote><script async="" defer="" src="//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.js"></script><p><br/></p><p>The Roses' primary jersey is already available for purchase on the <a href="https://club.rosesmtl.ca/en/shop" target="_blank">online club store</a>. The secondary jersey is available for pre-order at <a href="http://rosesmtl.ca" target="_blank">rosesmtl.ca</a> and the CL.IP Store at LaSalle College.</p><p>Montreal will play its inaugural match against Ottawa Rapid FC at Centre Sportif Bois-De-Boulogne in Laval on Saturday, May 3. The game will be broadcast on CBC Gem and RDS.</p>
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