As you’ll be aware, Boris Johnson has been giving evidence to the Commons privileges committee on Wednesday about whether he knowingly misled MPs – and everyone else – over Covid rule breaches at No 10.
We’ve been watching it so you don’t have to – well, most of it – and reading what everyone has to say about it on Twitter.
It’s not over yet – not at the time of writing – and these 27 tweets surely say it best so far.
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Don’t know why but I suspect Boris Johnson might be lying. #PrivilegesCommittee pic.twitter.com/huWgUHcKyA
— The Jase 🐶 🎸 🎥 (@jasemonkey) March 22, 2023
2.
If Johnson does get flushed out of public office is anyone up for a small street party? A dummy run for the fucking massive one when we got the Tories out?
— Shaun Keaveny 💙 (@shaunwkeaveny) March 22, 2023
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The fire brigade has just been called to a serious pants fire at the Privileges Committee. #PrivilegesCommittee
— Parody Rishi Sunak (@Parody_PM) March 22, 2023
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He’s never let a woman say so much to him without interruption. It must hurt. pic.twitter.com/NzDqToWum8
— Count Binface (@CountBinface) March 22, 2023
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“Would it not have been obvious to you this gathering was in breach of the guidance ..?” pic.twitter.com/dIoHFsYxdQ
— emily m (@maitlis) March 22, 2023
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I thought Boris Johnson was supposed to be good at bullshit?
— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) March 22, 2023
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Johnson arrives at the Privileges Committee, with his personal copy of The Ladybird Guide to Bullshitting. pic.twitter.com/Wozh8Wy22O
— Supertanskiii (@supertanskiii) March 22, 2023
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The words ‘But I’m special!’ hover over the committee room, almost but not quite stated
— Matthew d’Ancona (@MatthewdAncona) March 22, 2023
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Boris Johnson being forced to watch a highlights reel of all Boris Johnson’s #partygate lies is most hilarious pic.twitter.com/0OMNaCsfRU
— dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 (@mrdavemacleod) March 22, 2023
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Dominic Cummings “has every motive to lie” about what happened during Partygate, says Boris Johnson, who has every motive to lie about what happened during Partygate. pic.twitter.com/ZevwKDQ3pu
— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) March 22, 2023
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He hasn’t ruffled his hair today. Bumbling buffoon mode deactivated.
— James O’Brien (@mrjamesob) March 22, 2023
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Anyone who says “we all broke the rules” is a privileged cunt who speaks only on the behalf of other privileged cunts.
— Kath (@KathyBurke) March 22, 2023
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Me watching Boris Johnson at the #PrivilegesCommittee. #Partygate pic.twitter.com/Ju0nnZVmSE
— Parody Rishi Sunak (@Parody_PM) March 22, 2023
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“We’ve misled Parliament by mistake.”#Partygate pic.twitter.com/FYfx1atWHM
— Captain Howdy (@MajorPazuzu) March 22, 2023
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