After a frozen valve delayed the launch of Elon Musk‘s SpaceX Starship on Monday, the enormous unmanned rocket finally launched on Thursday, only to expode four minutes later. Less SpaceX than Space-ex.
Here’s the whole sequence.
The biggest and most powerful rocket ever built, Space X’s Starship, launches in Texas before a “rapid unscheduled disassembly” during ascenthttps://t.co/hRvf4jIThd pic.twitter.com/XJ8YCayRF2
— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) April 20, 2023
And here’s where the BBC got that extraordinary euphemism.
SpaceX are calling it “a rapid unscheduled disassembly”.
We aren’t rocket scientists, but here in Yorkshire we’d call that an explosionpic.twitter.com/jDQTdMb9Gq
— Yorkshire Bylines (@YorksBylines) April 20, 2023
Despite the rumoured cost of £3 billion – and the debris raining down over a wide area of Texas – Elon Musk also spun it as a win.
Tweeters, however, saw the comedy potential.
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Twitter’s not been ruined by Elon Musk, it’s just experienced a rapid unscheduled disassembly…
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) April 20, 2023
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Rapid unscheduled disassembly is also my approach to DIY. https://t.co/Y8B429SGc4
— Sam Freedman (@Samfr) April 20, 2023
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Who among us has not experienced a rapid unscheduled disassembly?
— John Green (@sportswithjohn) April 20, 2023
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NARRATOR: For context, the streets of most British cities at 2am on a Friday night bear witness to a ‘rapid unscheduled disassembly’ by young drinkers. pic.twitter.com/CgwJEiCGFC
— Stephen McGann (@StephenMcGann) April 20, 2023
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SpaceX announces that it will address today’s rapid unscheduled disassembly by firing its verified engineers and replacing them with members of the public who will pay Elon $8/month to be called “Engineers” pic.twitter.com/ly6hwGNyYO
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) April 20, 2023
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Let it be known that I too am experiencing a rapid unscheduled disassembly known as “middle age” https://t.co/ocYH25QVwA
— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) April 20, 2023
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I told Dominic Raab I was thinking about sacking him and he told me he was thinking about giving my testicles a rapid unscheduled disassembly.
— Parody Rishi Sunak (@Parody_PM) April 20, 2023
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The operation was a success, but the patient died. https://t.co/WClKYP9ozY
— James Doleman (@jamesdoleman) April 20, 2023
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i do not destroy my toys. they simply experience. a rapid unscheduled disassembly. this has nothing to do with me
<img src="https://www.mtlblog.com/media-library/a-cozy-restaurant-in-old-quebec-city-surrounded-by-fall-decor-including-pumpkins-and-flowers-right-a-woman-poses-in-quebec-ci.jpg?id=53871340&width=1245&height=700&coordinates=2%2C0%2C3%2C0"/><br/><br/><p>If cobblestone streets, golden leaves, and <a href="https://www.mtlblog.com/enchanted-alley-montreal-european-christmas-vibes">cozy, European vibes</a> sound like your <a href="https://www.mtlblog.com/muskoka-perfect-fall-road-trip-from-montreal">dream autumn getaway</a>, you don't need to go far. <a href="https://www.narcity.com/small-town-near-toronto-most-beautiful-in-canada">Canada's "most beautiful" city</a> is the perfect place to spend a fall weekend — and it's just a few hours from Montreal.</p><p>We recently <a href="https://www.facebook.com/NarcityCanada/posts/pfbid03tDmEgb38pejZbwHj6CskSsJkus5nuPEusFtu5mqxh8nCWPCV5T7YomsRFXMqSdAl">asked readers</a> on Narcity's Facebook page to share the "most beautiful" places they've ever visited in Canada. While <a href="https://www.mtlblog.com/enchanting-european-towns-near-montreal">charming small towns</a> like Banff and Jasper repeatedly got a shoutout, one city came up again and again: <a href="https://www.mtlblog.com/visit-quebec-city-from-montreal-during-fall">Quebec City.</a></p><p>"Those views are breathtaking, especially in the fall," one person wrote. </p><p>Another added, "I've been all over Canada and nowhere beats [Quebec City] for me. Simply perfect."</p><p>In fact, countless readers praised the Quebec capital for its unbeatable fall colours, historic architecture, and old-world feel that <a href="https://www.mtlblog.com/montreal-italian-restaurant-il-cortile">transports you to another country.</a></p><blockquote class="instagram-media" data-instgrm-permalink="https://www.instagram.com/p/Cju-q6ELcCm/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link" data-instgrm-version="4" style="background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:658px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);">
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</blockquote><script async="" defer="" src="//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.js"></script><p>And it's not just Narcity and MTL Blog readers that rate Quebec City so highly. It was previously ranked as one of Canada's most beautiful cities <a href="https://theculturetrip.com/north-america/canada/articles/the-10-most-beautiful-towns-in-canada" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">by Culture Trip</a>, which praised the Old Town's cobblestone streets, grand cathedrals, and European charm.</p><p>Tucked along the St. Lawrence River, this historic city is like stepping into a painting once autumn rolls in. From late September through October, the city transforms into a cozy fall paradise, with golden trees lining the old streets and colourful leaves crunching underfoot.</p><p>Old Quebec, a UNESCO World Heritage Site, is the heart of it all. With its narrow lanes, grand stone buildings, and sidewalk cafes, it feels like a European village in the middle of Canada — no passport required! </p><p>Nearby, the iconic Fairmont Le Château Frontenac sits high above the city like a fairytale castle, and will make you feel like you're soaking up the season in a Disney movie.</p><blockquote class="instagram-media" data-instgrm-permalink="https://www.instagram.com/p/ChPUyYzOwDA/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==" data-instgrm-version="4" style="background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:658px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);">
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</blockquote><script async="" defer="" src="//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.js"></script><p>For those looking to take in even more of Quebec City's natural beauty, the Île d'Orléans is just a bridge away and glows with a thousand colours during fall. This peaceful island is home to family-owned farms and quaint villages, where you can pick up fresh apples, cider, and maybe even a pumpkin or two.</p><p>Of course, no trip to Quebec City during the fall would be complete without indulging in the local seasonal flavours. From buttery pastries at charming French bakeries to maple lattes and hot apple cider, this city takes cozy comfort food to new levels.</p><blockquote class="instagram-media" data-instgrm-permalink="https://www.instagram.com/p/DCjjaNfBGF5/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==" data-instgrm-version="4" style="background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:658px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);">
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</blockquote><script async="" defer="" src="//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.js"></script><p>Just 15 minutes outside the Old Town, <a href="https://www.sepaq.com/destinations/parc-chute-montmorency/index.dot?language_id=1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Montmorency Falls</a> puts on its own seasonal show. At over 80 metres high, the waterfall is beautiful at any time of year — but framed by fiery red and orange trees, it's even better. You can walk across a suspension bridge above it or even zipline right over the falls.<br/></p><p>And if you're in the mood for even more fall charm, Île d'Orléans is just a short drive away. The island is filled with orchards, farm stands, and tiny villages, making it the ultimate cozy day trip from the city.</p><p>What's more, you don't even need a car to get there. Quebec City is a three-hour-ish train ride from Montreal, and tickets start around $50. Buses are also available, and even cheaper.</p><h3>Canada's most beautiful city</h3><br/><blockquote class="instagram-media" data-instgrm-permalink="https://www.instagram.com/p/DMJdhUEMfxM/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==" data-instgrm-version="4" style="background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:658px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);">
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</blockquote><script async="" defer="" src="//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.js"></script><p>When: Late September to late October<br/></p><p>Address: Quebec City, QC</p><p>Why You Need To Go: Quebec City captures the best of the season — golden landscapes, cozy food, and quaint, cobblestone streets. If you're looking for a weekend away without going too far, it's one of the easiest (and apparently most beautiful!) options around.</p><p><a href="https://www.quebec-cite.com/en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Quebec City tourism website</a></p><p><em>Before you get going, check out our <a href="https://www.mtlblog.com/responsible-travel-guidelines" target="_blank">Responsible Travel Guide</a> so you can be informed, be safe, be smart, and most of all, be respectful on your trip.</em></p>
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