‘I’m sure drugs are healthier’ claim NFL fans after Arizona Cardinals unveil cotton candy burrito on sale at stadium

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ARIZONA fans probably thought things couldn’t get much worse after back-to-back 4-13 seasons.

Unfortunately they were wrong.

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Things were starting to look up with quarterback Kyler Murray healthy and superstar rookie receiver Marvin Harrison Jr. in the building.

But then the Cardinals decided to drop their food options at State Farm Stadium for next season.

A burrito featuring ice cream and candy wrapped in cotton candy has been branded a recipe for disaster by fans on social media.

“I’m sure some drugs are healthier than this,” posted one.

“I can feel my teeth rotting just looking at them,” added another.

“People really bout to drop $36 on this just for their kid to throw it up in the car on the drive home,” commented a third.

“The cardinals deserve a losing season for this abomination,” a fourth suggested.

Cardinals head coach Jonathan Gannon says that Murray will not play until the regular season.

Arizona welcomes the New Orleans Saints to State Farm Stadium Saturday.

But the franchise signal caller will not be suiting up.

“I like where he’s at right now,” Gannon said.

“I like how the offense is operating, and I think he will get done everything that he needs to get done to be the best version of himself on opening day.

“We got to be ready to go and we got to have all our energy systems right in Buffalo.

“Not going to get into all the science of that, but we can’t be winded out there.

“So, we got to be in shape. We got to be able to play however many plays what we think is during a game but I think that we have a good plan of how to do that with some of the guys that probably aren’t going to play.”

Second-year wideout Michael Wilson says No. 4 overall pick Harrison is exactly as advertized.

“I’ve never been around a receiver that’s a bona fide first-rounder,” Wilson told Fox Sports.

“So it’s been cool for me to be around him.

“You know he’s a freak of nature. You know he can catch the football. You know he’s got good routes. He doesn’t have any weaknesses.”