Bundesliga top scorer Harry Kane scored a hat-trick to guide champions Bayern Munich to a 5-1 demolition of visitors Cologne in the league finale on Saturday.
Kane volleyed in for a 10th-minute lead and then threaded a free kick past the wall three minutes later to double it. He completed his treble with a long-range effort in the 69th to take his league tally to 36 goals this season.
Said El Mala had briefly cut the deficit in the 18th but Tom Bischof restored the hosts two-goal cushion four minutes later. Nicolas Jackson made it 5-1 for the hosts in the 83rd.
The Bavarians, who can win the double with a German Cup final against VfB Stuttgart next week, finished the season on 89 points from 34 games and a record-breaking 122 goals, surpassing the previous league record of 101 they set in 1971-72.
Michael Olise was crowned the league’s player of the season, with the France international scoring 15 goals and delivering 19 assists in the league.
“It has been incredible to be honest,” Olise said before being showered with beer by his teammates. “We had a good season. I think we improved from last season. I am just proud to be part of the team.”
Bayern midfielder Leon Goretzka, who will leave after eight seasons at the club, lifted the trophy aloft to trigger what will be two days of celebrations, after being handed the honour by captain Manuel Neuer.
Neuer, who signed a contract extension on Friday and could be a surprise addition to Germany’s World Cup squad, was taken off on the hour protectively with a minor calf problem.
Bayern will also have a title party with fans in central Munich on Sunday.
Borussia Dortmund, 2-0 winners at Werder Bremen, finished runners-up for the eighth time in the last 14 seasons, with 73 points. Third-placed RB Leipzig on 65 and VfB Stuttgart in fourth on 62, will join them in the Champions League next term.
Hoffenheim and Bayer Leverkusen will compete in the Europa League while Freiburg, surprise finalists in this season’s Europa League, secured a place in the Conference League after bagging seventh spot with a 4-1 win over Leipzig.
Bottom side St Pauli and Heidenheim, both on 26 points, were relegated, while VfL Wolfsburg will go into a relegation playoff with the third-placed team from the second division.
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<img src="https://www.mtlblog.com/media-library/a-giant-bowl-of-poutine-on-a-tray-from-chez-tousignant-in-montreal-right-a-plate-of-poutine-piled-high-from-paulo-et-suzanne.jpg?id=53104903&width=1200&height=800&coordinates=96%2C0%2C96%2C0"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://www.mtlblog.com/poutine" target="_blank">Poutine</a> is one of the first things people think of when they think of Canada—especially Quebec and <em>especially</em> Montreal. It's our beef and potatoes, so to speak. </p><p>Locals enjoy it, but because of poutine’s icon status, it's exceedingly popular among tourists, too, and touristy eats can get pricey. I'm a cheapskate, but I still want to enjoy the occasional serving of fries, curds, and gravy. So, I set out on a quest to find Montreal's cheapest poutine. </p><p>Some parameters: In my personal life, I am not a poutine purist. Pogos, onion rings, pulled pork—anything goes. But for the sake of this article, I will be comparing "classic" poutines—that is, french fries, cheese curds, and beef or mushroom gravy. I will be comparing the smallest non-side portion each restaurant offers. At some places, that’s small; at others, it’s regular, but it’s generally a respectable serving size all around. </p><p>Finally, for consistency’s sake, prices will be listed before tax or tip.</p><h3>Part 1: The icons</h3><br/><h3>First stop: La Belle Province</h3><br/><blockquote class="instagram-media" data-instgrm-permalink="https://www.instagram.com/p/CqgJbBguXZk/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link" data-instgrm-version="4" style="background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:658px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);">
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</blockquote><script async="" defer="" src="//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.js"></script><p>Price: 💸 </p><p>Address: 1, rue Sainte-Catherine E., Montreal, QC</p><p>Named after its home – the beautiful province of Quebec – La Belle Province is a Quebec institution. Because of its hearty fare and opening hours, belpro is a Mecca for drunk students. A simple poutine at Belle Province's Espace des Arts location ran me $9.95, before tax or tip. If you're out late and you want poutine, Belle Province has got your back.</p><p><a href="https://restaurantlabelleprovince.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">La Belle Province website</a></p><h3>Next stop: La Banquise</h3><br/><blockquote class="instagram-media" data-instgrm-permalink="https://www.instagram.com/p/CkyDbMluQFo/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link" data-instgrm-version="4" style="background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:658px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);">
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</blockquote><script async="" defer="" src="//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.js"></script><p>Price: 💸 </p><p>Address: 994, rue Rachel E., Montreal, QC</p><p>If you've ever been to Parc La Fontaine, you’ve probably seen La Banquise. More accurately, you've probably seen the massive crowd of people waiting to get in or receive their take-out orders from La Banquise. <br/></p><p>There is almost always a line out the door, but the service is quick, the fries are crispy, and the prices are good. They serve up a great classic poutine, but they also have a number of different poutine dishes worth trying. Some are self-explanatory, like La Hot Dog. Others, like La Miam (the yum, for anglophones), are a little less obvious. At $9.95, this is one of my favourites on the list.</p><p><a href="https://labanquise.com" target="_blank">La Banquise website</a></p><h3>Next: Chez Claudette</h3><br><blockquote class="instagram-media" data-instgrm-permalink="https://www.instagram.com/p/Cz43vFVuDOg/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==" data-instgrm-version="4" style="background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:658px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);">
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</blockquote><script async="" defer="" src="//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.js"></script><p>Price: 💸 </p><p>Address: 351, av. Laurier E., Montreal, QC</p><p>Another Montreal institution, Chez Claudette has been there for me through thick and thin. The portions are large, and the restaurant is loaded with 20th century diner nostalgia. A "petite" poutine there will run you $9.95. I know a petite doesn't sound like much food, but trust me – it's plenty. If you want to make eye contact with a photo of Marilyn Monroe while you eat your dinner, Chez Claudette is your spot.</p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/chez.claudette/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Chez Claudette Instagram page</a></p><h3>Part 2: Reconsidering my mission</h3><br/><p>Everywhere I go, I see poutine that is just under $10 before tax. It haunts me. At this point in my writing, I'm questioning everything. It's getting existential. I just want to find a classic poutine that isn’t $9.95.</p><h3>Next up: Patati Patata</h3><br/><blockquote class="instagram-media" data-instgrm-permalink="https://www.instagram.com/p/C8vJOKHv7ID/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link" data-instgrm-version="4" style="background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:658px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);">
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</blockquote><script async="" defer="" src="//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.js"></script><p>Price: 💸</p><p>Address: 4177, boul. Saint-Laurent, Montreal, QC</p><p>$10. I can breathe easy now, even if it is five cents more expensive than the other poutines on the list so far. Patati Patata is a plateau classic, beloved for its poutine and severely underrated for its burgers. As with La Banquise, this spot usually has a line out the door. Also like La Banquise, it's right near a large park, complete with picnic benches where you can enjoy your reasonably-priced poutine.</p><p><a href="https://patatimontreal.ca" target="_blank">Patati Patata website</a></p><h3>Dirty Dogs</h3><br/><blockquote class="instagram-media" data-instgrm-permalink="https://www.instagram.com/p/C2xXrWGLc8P/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link" data-instgrm-version="4" style="background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:658px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);">
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</blockquote><script async="" defer="" src="//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.js"></script><p>Price: 💸</p><p>Address: 3685, boul. Saint-Laurent, Montreal, QC</p><p>I've always thought it was bold to use the word "dirty" in the name of a restaurant. One look at the menu will tell you that their food is "dirty" the way that a sloppy joe is sloppy – in a delicious, comforting way. It was tough to stick with classic poutine here, but it's worth doing: Dirty Dogs' classic poutine is one of the best poutines on the list <em>and</em> it's only $9.75.</p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/eatdirtydogs/?hl=en" target="_blank">Dirty Dogs Instagram</a></p><h3>Gibeau Orange Julep</h3><br/><blockquote class="instagram-media" data-instgrm-permalink="https://www.instagram.com/p/Cyt9L6IujdB/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==" data-instgrm-version="4" style="background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:658px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);">
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</blockquote><script async="" defer="" src="//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.js"></script><p>Price: 💸</p><p>Address: 3180, rue Fleury E., Montreal, QC</p><p>Chez Ma Tante was the cheapest poutine I found in my search. Established 95 years ago, Chez Ma Tante is a legacy poutine spot. Not only is it a classic, but you can get a poutine for only $8.75 and as late as 4 a.m. Another cash-only spot, you can pay for your whole meal here, including tax, with a $10 bill. That's a rare thing these days, and it feels pretty good.</p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/chez.ma.tante/?hl=en" target="_blank">Chez Ma Tante Instagram</a></p><h3>Part 3: Acceptance</h3><br/><p>It turns out that many of Montreal's poutine places are just as interested in a sub $10 poutine as I am. I may have permanently raised my blood pressure for nothing. But now you, dear reader, can skip directly to your cheap, delicious, poutine. </p></br><p class=""><em>This article has been updated since it was originally published in August 2024.</em></p>
