King Charles will have small shards from the cross of Jesus at the coronation – allegedly

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The ‘slimmed down’ coronation plans are currently estimated to cost around £100 million of taxpayers’ money. That would fund a lot of nurses – even on a living wage.

A new detail has emerged regarding the solemn procession ahead of the ceremony.

There have been many reported relics of Jesus and the saints – some less convincing than others, such as the 36 ‘genuine’ nails from the cross, various things reported to be the foreskin of Christ from his circumcision …

And, in the Chapel of the Milk Grotto in Bethlehem, a supposed remnant of breast milk from the Virgin Mary.

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Some people – and by ‘some’, we mean ‘most’ – were a little sceptical about the true origins of the coronation cross shards, and much hilarity ensued.

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Author Otto English reflected the feelings of many people.

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