I’ve Tested 100s Of Sex Toys – These Are The 10 Of The Very Best

Look, you don’t have to wait for a special occasion to treat yourself – just because it’s October doesn’t mean you have to wait ’til the big C word for a present.

No people, many of us are looking for Christmas to cum come early this year and what better gift to find under the tree (or covers) than the key to a not-so-silent night. Yup, we’re talking sex toys.

Fortunately, I’ve selfless tested my way through hundreds of sex toys over the years (I know, it’s a real low point of the job) and trust me when I say not all vibrators are created equally.

So listen up, because these are the 10 best toys to buy yourself if you’ve been very, very good lately (or gift to someone else).