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Jon Stewart gave his take on the “historic vibe shift” of Donald Trump’s second inauguration on Monday night.
Stewart took on Trump’s news-filled inauguration day during Monday’s episode of Comedy Central’s The Daily Show. During his 15-minute opener, he mocked the tech billionaires in attendance, President Joe Biden’s last-minute pardons of his family, Elon Musk’s controversial crowd salute and, of course, Trump’s speech.
On all the tech titans bending the knee to Trump, he said “A plethora of bald billionaires who all seem to go to the same bio-hack life extension clinic and say, ‘Give me the Lex Luthor. These six guys who control maybe 20 percent of the world’s wealth and 100 percent of your nudes.
“Shouldn’t this gathering be happening in a volcano’s lair near Zurich? Or are we just open source Illuminati? Now, where’s the conspiracy fun in that? Honestly, there is not a useful app of communication not controlled by at least one of these individuals. And you may not be concerned that they’ve all ponied up a million dollars to be sitting there and are kissing the ass of a president who openly threatens non ass kissers. But trust me, shit’s going to get weird.”
On Elon Musk’s emphatic hand gesture, which many have said looks rather similar to a Nazi salute, he said “Okay, charitably, I’m going to say that was just an awkward ‘my heart goes out to you’ gesture. It’s a one off gesture. Please try not to use it again.”
On Trump not actually putting his hand on the Bible during his swearing-in, he said “Because one or the other would burst into flames. Perhaps both.”
Also speaking on Trump dissing Biden as the former president sat right behind him during his swearing-in speech, he said “Biden’s right behind you! Luckily, I don’t think he can hear you.”
He further spoke on Biden giving last-minute pardons to his other immediate family members just as Trump took the stage.
He said “Biden, you’re at the inauguration! Did you auto-schedule your pardons? You’re just pardoning your whole family? It’s not a good look. Like any good captain, as the ship is going down, he gave the order, That lifeboat is for my family! The rest of you can do just a Jack and Rose thing.”
Erizia Rubyjeana
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