If solar farms worked like this they’d ban them

We really hope this newspaper letter, shared by u/bitetheface, is a prank, because we’re already wondering if there’s much hope for humans in the future.

Sailing boats don’t work anymore. The windmills are taking all the wind!
ErrorInevitable

So many people were swimming at the beach, I ran out into the ocean and didn’t get wet!
Brokenwave89

You can’t imagine how annoying a solar farm in your garden is! Not a single ray of light! Pure darkness!
brent_cockman

Everyone knows that solar farms don’t work that way. They produce sunlight. That’s what farms do!
gondanonda

So funny. Wind farms went up about 15 km from where I live and they fought it to no end because it was already windy enough there they didn’t need more wind.
damn-stupid-username

Ok-Of-Course had a message for newspapers.