In shops at the moment, you’re never more than six aisles from a Coronation tie-in – and it’s probably not as many as six. You may see things like this nostalgic display, presumably meant to celebrate Their Majesties’ relationship. #TamponGate
pic.twitter.com/UxNwN9nFLr
— Irvine Welsh (@IrvineWelsh) April 30, 2023
We found a lot more Coronation products that people had been posting on Twitter. Text in quotes comes directly from tweeters.
1. “Somebody needs a wee history lesson.”
@iaindocherty
2. “What fresh hell is this? A shop window in Haywards Heath. Will this bedding be compulsory?”
@PaulTempleman6
3. “Even animals love him apparently…”
@sarahdaceyuk
4. “The fact that coronation toilet roll is a serious product is something I won’t forget any time soon.”
@ThomasPeachLib
5. “Babe are you ok you’ve barely touched your coronation meal deal.”
@sophie_gadd
6. “All this coronation merch is getting out of hand.”
@cjjonzie
7. “A box of 9 Fondant fancies can be yours for the prize of….£24.75..???!!!!!!!”
@sarahdaceyuk
8. “Coronation pyjamas .”
@a_deegan
9. “Absolutely no knead for more dough on this coronation x”
@deathofbuckley
10. “It’s what he’d want… “
@_joshchapman98
11. “This is my favourite Coronation merch spot so far! @sainsburys in Bath.
Love how they’ve made it look like a quote from him (plus the interesting rendition of the Queen, gawd rest er soul).
I don’t think it’s Sasbo merch, just a display, so no idea where you can get one.”
@EmmaHawesTaylor
12. “Coronation tat still selling badly in Glasgow. Appreciate the sign though.”
@scattermoon
13. “That photo could be of ANYONE ”
@sarahdaceyuk
14. “Amongst the Coronation souvenir tat in Tescos there was a Teddy Bear dressed as a guardsman.
Obviously missing the irony of a bear wearing the skin of a dead bear on its head.”
@Shambles151
15. “This isn’t just *any* flag with a head-hole cut in it. This is an…. actually scratch that, it *is* just a flag with a fucking head-hole cut in it.”
@CoronationTat/@janehines27
16. “Bloody hell.”
@stephenfarrow
17. “It’s what she would’ve wanted.”
@NedHartley
M&S gave Colin the Caterpillar a royal makeover.
To celebrate the coronation of Their Majesties King Charles III and Queen Camilla, we’re SO excited to share our limited-edition Coronation Colin! Who’s going to be grabbing one of these ahead of the bank holiday weekend?! pic.twitter.com/04oKGohuFS
— M&S (@marksandspencer) April 25, 2023
Aldi’s response was perfect.
cancel the crowns CANCEL THE CROWNS https://t.co/TB8No7PKrJ
— Aldi Stores UK (@AldiUK) April 25, 2023
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